You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Randomize
