I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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