I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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