I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
The air was thick with penises
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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