I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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