It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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