I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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