Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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