On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
it's great music for shaving your balls
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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