this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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