Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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