dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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