I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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