last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
His nipple licking is glorious
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