so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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