they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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