after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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