Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
