i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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