It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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