I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
