I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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