try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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