i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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