Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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