I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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