He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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