Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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