i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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