kristin has been a bad kristin
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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