I must be too annoying 4 u.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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