margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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