respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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