Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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