Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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