I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Randomize
