He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Randomize
