Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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