It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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