She's JV to your varsity
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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