Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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