My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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