Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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