I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
