3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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