i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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