Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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