But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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