Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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