Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Randomize
