id be glad to
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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