Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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