sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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