The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
