brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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