i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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