some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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