Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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